A hat for the life you're pretending to afford.
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Need money for
Type a word. Watch it get stitched. Twelve characters, no more.
The make
Embroidered, never printed.
Every line is stitched into the panel, not pressed onto it. Thread has weight. It catches light, it softens with wear, and it survives a washing machine, which is more than a print can say. One colourway at a time, in small runs, because a joke this specific does not need a warehouse behind it.